I honestly don't remember what Syracuse did last year in basketball, but it doesn't seem like they were their normal Top 25 self. Maybe I just have a bad memory. The result of poor choices in life, I'm sure.
Regardless, I miss the Syracuse cheerleaders, so I really need their basketball team to be worth talking about this year. Otherwise I'm going to have to make up flimsy excuses, and that's not something I'm great at. So do me a favor, Orangemen, and win some games this year!